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Pooping needs me.

I take what I want.

BREAKING NEWS: Jennifer Aniston is engaged.

Hello Good Morning: I don’t want to go around tooting my own horn but … I’ve aged better than “mama.”

Gifvia

I have a feeling it just may work out for these kids.

Able to get cheap restaurant chairs stuck around his head in a single bound.

Gif response:

This…

Danny Trejo in THE BABY-SITTER

Ms. Doubtfire meets Machete.

All yours Hollywood.

You’re welcome.